NODDING HENRY™

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You've seen him ticking away as he tries to fool us into believing he's making a full disclosure...

You've sat hypnotised by the spasmodic rocking of his head...

NOW for a limited time only you can acquire your very own
NODDING HENRY™

GIVE HIM A DRINK AND HE'LL PEE ON THE FLOOR⁺⁺
(⁺⁺It's a puddle, not a piddle!)

AND HE CAN TALK**
(** Words may not always be intelligible.)

Designed and manufactured to highest standards by an exploited workforce, NODDING HENRY™ makes the perfect gift. Simply pull on his tongue and Henry will speak. (This will not work on the photo!) Phrases listed opposite.

Featured Phrases "It was a muddle, not a fiddle" "Can I keep my pension Sir David? Please, can I?" "Patronising bastard" "I'll get Wendy to do it!" "Put up or shut up!" & "Show me the money. SHOW ME THE MONEY!"

NODDING HENRY™ is a bargain at only £34,000 per annum!

NODDING HENRY™ -
BECAUSE HE'S WORTH IT (Honest?!)